A sad day

I am in the market for a new phone.

Long story short, I walked out to my car after church, had a flat tire, and had to pump it up with a bicycle pump enough to limp home. I had pulled my phone out to call for a ride before I remembered the bicycle pump in the trunk, and set it on the trunk while I pumped up the tire. I remembered the phone just as I was pulling out into the street, and realized it had probably fallen off when I pulled out. I quickly turned around, saw the phone, parked next to it, and got out to get it.

Just in time to watch an SUV run it over.